Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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