I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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