jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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