Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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