dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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