your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
try to milk me bitch
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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