i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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