If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth