3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
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When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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