Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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