yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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