Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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