ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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