But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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