Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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