After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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