is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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