We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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