wanna go halves on a baby?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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