Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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