Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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