did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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