you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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