You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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