We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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