It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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