dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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