weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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