It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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