dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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