If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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