I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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