Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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