Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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