I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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