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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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