Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Buhtt sex?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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