there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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