A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
