You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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