On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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