Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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