Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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