he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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