Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
