Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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