That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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