Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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