i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Pooping to opera.
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