i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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