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• (705): View more from Ontario

  i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole

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• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.

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  just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.

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• (415): View more from California

  It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  It's still 8am.

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  Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning

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• (845): View more from New York

  So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.

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