At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far