North Korea, Best Korea!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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