I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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