before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
smell my finger.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Randomize
