you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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