handjob tips. give me some.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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