People in love make me want to vomit
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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