Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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